It's back! After 23 months of not having my period it has returned with a bloody vengeance. I have been cramping for 2 weeks and my emotions are off the charts! I woke up last night to my old friend just looking back at me. Ugh! I was spoiled all these months...years... without having to worry about the inconvenience and discomfort. This blows! My husband's response, "Wait! We could have been having sex all this time without worrying about you getting pregnant?!" ha ha ha MEN! I should have known something was up because I mentioned having another baby 3x in one week!! WTF?? Not happening!! Oh well, off to Target I go to buy my "supplies". Grr
It's back! After 23 months of not having my period it has returned with a bloody vengeance. I have been cramping for 2 weeks and my emotions are off the charts! I woke up last night to my old friend just looking back at me. Ugh! I was spoiled all these months...years... without having to worry about the inconvenience and discomfort. This blows! My husband's response, "Wait! We could have been having sex all this time without worrying about you getting pregnant?!" ha ha ha MEN! I should have known something was up because I mentioned having another baby 3x in one week!! WTF?? Not happening!! Oh well, off to Target I go to buy my "supplies". GrrIn other news: So, my husband walked outside last night in the dark to smoke a cigarette (gross!) and some teenagers drove by in a car and whipped an egg at him!! LMAO!!! I just heard a big thud and then, "What the F@ck!!" It was pretty hilarious!!
Kinda funny, huh? I get my period (losing an egg) and my husband gets bombed with an egg! Jeff said maybe this is God's way of telling us we should have a baby and it will be a boy. Not sure where he get's this crap from!!
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That is pretty funny!! I also didn't have my period for 23 months when I had my daughter. :)
HAHAHA! Your posts crack me up Jen! You are too funny. Welcome back to the world of cramps, leaks, tampons and pads :)
I can't believe your husband got hit by an egg! And you just laughed about it - ha ha!
Seriously though, periods are the pits. Unlucky for you :(
Sarah
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Hi Jennifer! I was totally not myself just a few days ago and I was also on my period, but I'd never felt that emotionally unhinged before, so I kind of understand how you must have felt.
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hahaha This post seriously cracked me up!
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LOL! O my - too funny! That's crazy you went so long without one, but I can only imagine how bad it is now! :(
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Brie Joy @ Breezy Pink Daisies
What a gigglicious post. You had me smiling from the time you mentioned your man's response to the flow's return. Hehe. Can't believe the coincidence of the cigarette-egg incident. Following you from the GFC hop Jennifer. Enjoy your week.
Ugh. My period came back so quick. It was NOT fair (I couldn't breastfeed...)
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